As I wade further into the world of ChickFlicking, it is becoming clear that “chick flick” is really a catchall term for several distinct but related genres. For purposes of this preview a simple litmus test was employed- does the official synopsis mention a romantic relationship? If the answer is yes, then that film is included here.
Ladies and Germs, these are the Chick Flicks of Summer 2012 (click links for trailers):
- MAY 18
What to Expect When You’re Expecting (Alliance Films)- The Hangover with strollers and JLo?
- MAY 25
Hysteria (Entertainment One)- This one’s all about the invention of the vibrator AND it’s a period piece. I’m so there.
Jesus Henry Christ (Entertainment One)- A single mother, a sperm donor, a precocious 10-year-old boy and Toni Collette. Could this be another About a Boy? Here’s hoping!
- JUNE 1
Moonrise Kingdom (Entertainment One)- Are Wes Anderson films really chick flicks at heart? Those are musings for another post, but this particular film involves young love and so it qualifies here.
June 1- Snow White and the Huntsman (Universal Pictures) – Snow White has resided under the “flicks for chicks” column since the time of Uncle Walt, and while this darker retelling turns our princess into a warrior, it also gives us Kirsten Stewart as Snow and Liam Hemsworth as the Huntsman. Women are definitely still the key market for this tale.
- JUNE 8
Lola Versus (Fox Searchlight Pictures)- Mumblecore darling Greta Gerwig stars in this tale of a jilted bride who decides to take charge and reinvent her life on the verge of her thirtieth birthday. Classic chick flick material.
Bel Ami (Magnolia Pictures)- Robert Pattinson and an all-star cast of actresses lead by Uma Thurman make this period piece seem reminiscent of Dangerous Liaisons. Sign us up!
- JUNE 15
Rock of Ages (Warner Bros. Pictures)- It’s a musical that features 80s hair metal. Incidentally, ladies in the 80s were known to adore a certain Tom Cruise, who appears buff and shirtless here, and as an aging Rock God no less.
- JUNE 22
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (Entertainment One)- Steve Carrell and Kiera Knightley face the end of the world together. Do romantic sparks fly as the end draws nigh?
Your Sister’s Sister (Mongrel Media)- Sisters Emily Blunt and Rosemarie DeWitt square off over the heart of a man who is trying to come to terms with the death of his brother. Sounds melodramatic but this one is labelled a comedy on tribute.ca
- JUNE 29
Magic Mike (Warner Bros. Pictures)- This one is hitting its quadrants, no doubt about that but with the promise of shirtless eye candy like Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, and Joe Manganiello, and romantic complications against the back drop of a male strip club, this one will get its Chickflicking due.
Take This Waltz (Mongrel Media)- A steamy Toronto summer provides the backdrop for a love triangle between Seth Rogen, Michelle Williams and Luke Kirby.
- JULY 6
To Rome with Love (Mongrel Media)- Woody Allen follows up Midnight in Paris with four intersecting stories set in Rome.
- JULY 20
Trishna (Mongrel Media)- Tess of the d’Urbervilles gets an update and a change of location to modern-day India. Freida Pinto stars in this doomed romance.
- JULY 27
Step Up Revolution (Entertainment One)- Professional dancers, flash mobs with a message, and young love.
- AUGUST 3
Celeste and Jesse Forever (Mongrel Media)- Can a recently divorced couple remain friends while pursuing new relationships? Andy Samberg and Rashida Jones find out in this “anti- rom com.”
- AUGUST 10
Hope Springs (Columbia Pictures)- Meryl Streep, the titular Hope, decides to shake things up in her 30 year marriage to Tommy Lee Jones with the help of a relationship guru played by Steve Carrell.
- AUGUST 15
The Odd Life of Timothy Green (Walt Disney Pictures)- A happily married couple unexpectedly become parents when young Timothy shows up on their doorstep one night. This one stars would be rom com queen Jennifer Garner.
- AUGUST 17
Sparkle (Columbia Pictures)- Jordin Sparks starts as a budding singer who must juggle romance, career and the disapproval of her mother in this coming of age story that also features Whitney Houston‘s last performance.